So - I'm in the shower today. Vivian comes in to ask me something. I say "can you give me a few minutes and then I'll answer your question, please?" "okay mom."
In walks Levi. "mom, where's Vivian?"
Me: "I'm not sure bud, I asked her to give me a few minutes."
Me: "'Cause I'm in the shower and nobody should come in the bathroom when someone is in the shower."
Levi: "what? weird."
Me, "how's that weird?" (why did I ask???)
Levi: "'Cause you're our mom, we're supposed to be around you."
Me: "but not when I'm in the shower."
Levi: "yeah, and then we tell people secrets about you."
Hmmm... wonder what secrets are out there?? Remember, they already ask why I am so old, and why am I still fat...
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